Sloan. 21. Desperate for friends and good grades. Located in the US, near Detroit.

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

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alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

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0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

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  1. parents: "schools easy"
  2. me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  3. parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
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iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

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beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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blytons:

"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"

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thehttydblog:

jackthevulture:

Imagine Hagrid going to Berk.

Imagine it.

Bearded men the same size as him.

Dragons of every shape and size.

IMAGINE HAGRID ON BERK.

Yer a Viking Hagrid.

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allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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flansjohnburgh:

yesterday was nine years ago

just let that sink in

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chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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92crookz:

Biggie Cynthia

92crookz:

Biggie Cynthia

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Jennifer Lawrence invited her best friend Laura to attend the Oscars Party.

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