on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
"all we need is your credit card information"
"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"
Imagine Hagrid going to Berk.
Bearded men the same size as him.
Dragons of every shape and size.
IMAGINE HAGRID ON BERK.
Yer a Viking Hagrid.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
yesterday was nine years ago
just let that sink in