Sloan. 21. Desperate for friends and good grades. Located in the US, near Detroit.
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what 3 years of tumblr has taught me:

electrokatz:

no matter how many followers you have, only 3 will acknowledge your existence unless you offer to rate their blog.  

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spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

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hairandbrokenglasses:

tashaturtletwentytwo:

metal-panda-alex:

cassbones:

maybeitsavirus:

destructivefeminist:

gynocraticgrrl:

markaragnos:

We’re manly men. We fight in wars, we play sports, we drive noisy cars. We’re tough. 

We’re terrified of body hair on women though.

And menstrual blood.

and womens farts

and being perceived as feminine in any way.

and gay men.

and women capable of fighting back.

and women having sexual desire

and spiders

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lanadelgayest:

a girl at our school got dresscoded for wearing this shirt because it promotes bullying

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but a guy at our school was able to wear this shirt and our principal thought it was funny when he saw it

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greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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bumbleshark:

that one fictional character you ship with six other characters

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boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

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nymsands:

get to know me -  [1/5] tv shows: My Mad Fat Diary

“You can spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you. You have to start by not rejecting yourself. You don’t deserve it.”
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penguin-of-doom:

What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?

No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.

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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

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